Tweet me back, Dirk Nowitzki
This morning I was worried that Dirk Nowitzki had gone insane: Stark brittaaaa. — Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 30, 2012 Whaaat? What does that mean? Is your Brita filter stark naked? Did you steal Tony Stark’s Brita filter? Do you realize you’re spelling Brita wrong? I was determined to get to the bottom of this. So I googled “Stark brittaaaa.” There, I found...
Tweet me back, Kevin Love
I’m back bitchezzzzz! Sorry, 3 people who read my blog, for the lack of posting, but I was learning about corals and going to Mordor and also, FACT: all internet in Australia and New Zealand fucking sucks. In Australia the wifi is free and the slowest shit I have ever encountered and in New Zealand you pay by the goddamn megabyte. What the shit people? Anyhoodle, I know I’m about...
Tweet me back, DeJuan Blair
Ok, so right now where I’m at it’s Saturday and where America is at it is Friday, but I am going to do a Dress Like an NBA Player Thursdays because I did dress up like an NBA player on Thursday it’s just that the SFO wireless fucking sucks so I couldn’t tell y’all about it. I swore that I was not (NOT) going to spend real money dressing like NBA players, because, well...
Tweet Me Back, Shawn Marion
BREAKING: Shawn Marion, on the birthday of our Nation, has chosen to NOT wear socks. I repeat: no socks on Shawn Marion’s feet. He apologizes and explains that his socklessness is merely an effort to combat the summer heat. Lol sorry it’s been too hot for socks — Shawn Marion (@matrix31) July 4, 2012 I, personally, find it to be a terrible affront to our Nation’s history...
Tweet Me Back, Joe Johnson
I have this theory about Joe Johnson that I would remember/care that he exists five times more effectively if he was named literally any other name. Joe Johnson is really good at basketball, but I always fucking forget about him because his name is Joe Johnson! Ditto Josh Smith and therefore kind of the Hawks in general. And I’m not saying that you need to be named after a cut of beef...