August 2012
7 posts
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Tweet Me Back, DeShawn Stevenson
Guys. GUYS. DeShawn Stevenson personally asked for MY advice on a question of utmost importance: what is the best slogan for his new nightclub “Off-Limits?”
First of all let me say that, in the previous sentence, when I said DeShawn Stevenson asked for MY advice I really mean that he asked for “everyone on Twitter’s” advice, but probably because he doesn’t...
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Tweet Me Back, Deron Williams
Deron Williams got to hang out with The President Clinton. See? SEEEE?????
I wanna hang out with President Clinton! How come you didn’t invite me, Deron? How come???
@deronwilliams What? WHUTTT????? So JEAL!! Next time can I come? Also can you ask him where he got that sweater? It would look great on me.
— slisl (@slisl) August 27, 2012
Also it was a little misleading that you said...
Tweet Me Back, Andre Iguodala
Andre Iguodala got a new backpack today, guys! Want to see what Andre Iguodala’s new backpack looks like? Of course you do.
Backpack came in… Getting ready for school…. instagr.am/p/OpV7T2lQAb/
— Andre Iguodala (@mindofAI9) August 22, 2012
You guys, I don’t want to be mean or anything, but I think Andre Iguodala might be a little out of touch with what school is...
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Tweet Me Back, Amar'e Stoudemire
AAAAHHHH!!! I’m back again, this time from Oregon, where there is no internet. At all. In the entire state. Just kidding; it would be insane if you believed me when I said that. But seriously, where I was there was no internet. And so many internet things happened! Robert Pattinson had a super awk interview! Some asshole said some dickish shit about rape. WTF asshole? You suck. Nicki Minaj...
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Tweet Me Back, Dwight Howard
Did you guys know that today is a great day??? I had cheese-melted-on-bread for breakfast! (This is a great breakfast. Actually, a great any meal). I ditched the first half of work to eat said breakfast with a visiting college friend! I have two happy hours to attend (one has ice cream!) and my housewarming/birthday/roommate welcome party is tonight! Oh yeah, also Dwight Howard is a Laker...
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Tweet Me Back, Nic Batum
If you haven’t heard, Nic Batum nut-punched Juan Carlos Navarro today. Here is Nic Batum on whacking Juan Carlos Navarro in his delicates:
“I wanted to give him a good reason to flop”
@nicolas88batum Interesting flop-policing strategy. I’m unsure about its efficacy, but look forward to an exciting NBA season if it works.
— slisl (@slisl) August 8, 2012
Nic Batum:...
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Tweet me back, Steve Nash
Dear person who broke my car window:
What the fuck, dude? Why the fuck would you break my car window and not even steal something? Don’t you want anything that is in my car? You just broke my car window for no fucking reason, just to be mean? Did you know it was my birthday???
Here are the things that are currently still in my car that you decided not to steal, and an explanation of...
