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So I check the weather this morning before getting dressed, and Weather is all like “50% of precipitation.” But I looked outside, and I knew what I saw, and I called Weather’s bluff. “No fucking way is it going to rain,” said I, and I proceeded to dress head to toe in rain-inappropriate attire. I think you can tell where this one is going.
I am not more than a block into my walk to work when Weather starts being all like “O RLY? U THOUGHT I WOULD NOT RAIN? IMA FUCKING RAIN.” And by the time I got to work there was rain all over my body. Thanks, Weather.