UGGHHHH. My DVR is not workinggggg. Is there anyone who can run by my house and, like, manually record the game tonight? Anyone?
Bosh, I know you’re a “game-time decision” and all, but you’re probably not doing anything right?
@chrisbosh Hey if you end up not playing tonight, can you swing by my place and set the DVR to record? Thx
— slisl (@slisl) June 5, 2012
You can wear your peach pants if you want.
Chris Bosh: @chrisbosh
So I check the weather this morning before getting dressed, and Weather is all like “50% of precipitation.” But I looked outside, and I knew what I saw, and I called Weather’s bluff. “No fucking way is it going to rain,” said I, and I proceeded to dress head to toe in rain-inappropriate attire. I think you can tell where this one is going.
I am not more than a block into my walk to work when Weather starts being all like “O RLY? U THOUGHT I WOULD NOT RAIN? IMA FUCKING RAIN.” And by the time I got to work there was rain all over my body. Thanks, Weather.
Today has all the makings of a bad day: I’m at work on a Saturday morning, my manicure is chipping, and the Celtics have a chance to make it to the Eastern Conference Finals while my Lakers languish idly on their couches watching film of their recent failures.
Thank god for my favorite video of Joakim Noah. This video is called “Joakim Noah is NOT a fan of Kevin Garnett” and you can watch it below:
